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  • Happy Together
  • Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
  • Coco
  • Dog Day Afternoon

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  • Chicago

    ★★★★

  • Shakespeare in Love

    ★★★½

  • The Earrings of Madame de...

    ★★★★½

  • The Wages of Fear

    ★★½

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★½

    Let’s just say Joseph Gordon-Levitt wouldn’t have to devise a very elaborate scheme to get me to fall in love with him. All he would have to do is say hello. Hiiiiii sirrrrr!

    Gil Junger’s 10 Things I Hate About You is definitely a quirky ball of fun. I demand more horny Allison Janney though!!!

  • Clueless

    Clueless

    ★★★½

    Like most things, Clueless is more digestible with vodka in your system. Also like most things, Clueless is great to look at because of Paul Rudd’s eyes, kissable lips, & impeccable bone structure.

    Damn Cher, your gaydar is THAT bad. I could’ve told you that after one glance at the greasy, perfect ass hair.

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  • Chicago

    Chicago

    ★★★★

    Cell Block Tango & Roxie will be on repeat for the foreseeable future.

    Also uh John C. Reilly being in this is like a weird fever dream. So out of place but somehow perfectly cast? I don’t get it either.

  • Shakespeare in Love

    Shakespeare in Love

    ★★★½

    Oh my dear lord why did no one tell me how gay this shit is??? William Shakespeare bi icon origin story?! I mean, wow, who knew?

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  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★½

    Annie Wilkes is the embodiment of my sleep paralysis demon who wakes me up in pool of sweat and anxiety sometimes because I haven’t written my screenplay or revised it in forever and I keep putting it off. Yes, horrifying, I know. Just like Misery, except way less sadistic and uncomfy. I feel like at least Kathy Bates would take good care of me despite her raging personality disorder.

  • Happy Together

    Happy Together

    ★★★★

    “You want gay shit?!” — Michelle Visage & also Wong Kar-wai in 1997, probably.

    Felt like I needed a palette cleanser after watching the tomfoolery and immaturity of the gayness on season 5 of Elite, but similarities between it and Happy Together demonstrate that gay men aren’t bejeweled accessories to liven up or add pizazz to your boring media consumption; they are not all stereotypically loud and boisterous, or, the polar opposite precocious with daddy issues; NO, gay men are real people…