Favorite films

  • Black Belt Jones
  • Twelve Monkeys
  • Hanover Street
  • The Untouchables

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  • Iron Angels


  • Sunshine Superman

  • Antonio GaudΓ­


  • The Phantom of the Opera


Pinned reviews

  • Vampires




    For generations, vampires have terrified and captivated audiences all over the world with their amoral appetites and seductive malignancy. If you're looking for more of that, though, you better go watch Dracula again, because this is ...


    "I'm Jack Slow, f&!@king vampire hunter! I was hired by the Catholic Church to hunt and kill vampires, so it's only fitting that I swear like a f*&!king priest! Plus, it's cheaper than hiring screenwriters!"


  • She-Devils on Wheels

    She-Devils on Wheels


    There once was a gang called the Man-Eaters /
    They rode on one- and two-seaters /
    It's easy to tell, they liked to raise hell /
    and in cutting off heads they're the leaders

Recent reviews

  • Iron Angels

    Iron Angels


    I'm part of a Facebook group called Men's Adventure Paperbacks of the Twentieth Century (famed screenwriter and director Shane Black is also a member, not to brag or anything), this breathless Charlie's Angels riff feels like a true MAPcore movie, incredibly orchestrated violence and mayhem strung together by a, well, I guess technically it could be defined as a plot. Add in Yukari Oshima's sexy dominatrix supervillainess that it's just straight-up impossible not to root for and you've got yourself a good time.

  • Sunshine Superman

    Sunshine Superman

    I thought this was going to be more of an action doc focused on (Jon Glaser voice) cool shots but it's more of an aggressively standard piece about BASE pioneer Carl Boenish. There are a lot of cool shots though.

Popular reviews

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    When I was 17 or 18 I was eating lunch at this place called New York Subs (now closed) and I ordered my sandwich and sat down in front of this man (who I later learned was my parents' dentist, incidentally) who was by himself waiting on his food. When the waitress came by to bring him his order, I heard her ask him about the crossword puzzle he was doing. "Yeah, I find it's a lot easier to do…

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th


    "Strip Monopoly" might sound like a fun game but I can think of several problems with this mode of play. For one, this notion that players are to strip "instead of paying rent" - um, doesn't that negate Monopoly's entire in-game economy? Here's just one hypothetical scenario that shows the cracks in paying rent by stripping: Let's say I invest all of my money in building hotels on the orange properties (St. James Place, New York Avenue, and Tennessee Avenue,…