Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★ Watched 05 May 2023 6

  My experience watching this was like my younger self who watched the 1st and 2nd film all those years ago breaking free and having a blast unlike most MCU films post Endgame that ruin and break everything established previously. Does it have problems, yes but I actually enjoyed the characters I cared about previously, James Gunn thank you for making this my send off for this franchise once and for all. Yes I’m dipping the franchise because there’s no point…

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2023 10

  You know there was a time when I used to shill for the MCU, well that time is way beyond fucking dead. Phase 4 is some of the most incomprehensible things ever. Now Phase 5 has begun and I’m gonna say it, it’s not just the worst MCU film so far but this might be my least favorite film of all time. Everything I hate about bad cinema is present, every shit element from Phase 4 is present and they…

Recent reviews

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  Fast X 2023

  ★½ Watched 19 May 2023 3

  This has everything I wanted, dumb stupid entertaining shit and I couldn’t be happier, can’t wait for part 2 and 3

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  Peter Pan & Wendy 2023

  ½ Watched 05 May 2023 4

  How could anyone approve a film where the Crocodile doesn’t even have the tick tock

Popular reviews

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ½ Watched 20 May 2022 22

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  There was a certain blue character who appeared

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  Amsterdam 2022

  ★ Watched 07 Oct 2022 4

  For a movie called Amsterdam only 10% of it takes place in Amsterdam