Zach

top four is just what I’m thinking/liking atm 


I make terrible reviews of movies.

Favorite films

  • Pearl
  • Do Revenge
  • Nope
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Violent Night

    ★★★½

  • Do Revenge

    ★★★★★

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

  • The Fabelmans

    ★★★★★

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  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★★★

    Do Revenge is a bubblegum pop throwback that I totally ate up with each homage to the films that came before it, and the endless amount of nostalgic needle-drops. Camila Mendes gives one of the my new favorite performances of the year, and breaks her Riverdale roots and comes out of her shell and shows her full potential as a future leading star. Aesthetically pleasing with the pastel colors and the nostalgic twist-and-turns from films that I grew up watching with…

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★½

    From the first frame to the last, I was in a constant state of grief. A beautifully constructed tribute for the late Chadwick Boseman, and one that Coogler takes you through a journey of that grief and honors it into one of the MCU’s biggest sequels yet. A nearly 3-hour spectacle of blockbuster filmmaking, that can be a bit bloated at times, but is told through such passion that I can easily look past, purely on the story and characters.…

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    Daddy Harbour shines bright like a new box of Christmas lights, and you can tell he was having fun being a leading action star for a future Christmas classic. Was a rough start in those first 20-mins, mainly with the lazy jokes on poking fun of Christmas these days, but once Harbour moves the plot with the intense and thrilling action scenes, then the film becomes a really enjoyable ride, especially with a pack theater crowd. I actually really loved…

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

    Cha Cha Real Smooth is an incredible and intimate Drama-Comedy that felt reminiscent of a Judd Apatow feature, (without the overly long runtime and message). While it’s not a laughed out fest, or dramatically emotional, it is still a comforting experience about life in your 20s, and the strange baggage that comes with it. Adored the slower character moments, and just how overly sweet and charming Cooper’s direction is, and his performance that blends so well with Dakota Johnson’s matured narrative. The best feel good movie of the year, easily. 

    Also bonus points for including the “you’re not that guy, pal” tik tok reference. 

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★½

    Equivalent to watching a YouTube gameplay walkthrough… but it’s only the cutscenes.

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★★½

    “What the fuck is this?”
    “… happiness.”

    A film that wraps you into this isolated area, and makes you spend every minute with this couple, and to cherish their happiness they find with this child. Not so much a “Horror” film, but a beautiful directed Drama with suspenseful moments. That ends in with one of the most depressing last 15-minutes of the year. This film is not going to be for everyone, and especially for people who are expecting the…