Zach Patron

Favorite films

  • Metropolis
  • Spirited Away
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • Hard Boiled

Recent activity

  • The Boy and the Heron


  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom


  • Aquaman


  • All of Us Strangers

Pinned reviews

  • Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects


    Bronson and Cannon's all time sleaziest movie. Any movie that starts with a scene where Bronson uses a dildo on a guy to punish him and then ends with a scene where Bronson hands off a prisoner to basically be molested by other prisoners while touting, "That's justice," is one of the best movies ever made.

Recent reviews

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2


    How do you save money on your sequel? Show half of first movie again! The first hour of this movie is forgetful, but the last 30 min are some of the all time greatest "so bad, it's good" filmmaking. That dude Eric Freeman is incredible. I wish he made like 20 more movies like this.

  • Napoleon



    Napoleon was a horny little weirdo.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    The greatest superhero film ever made and one of my top ten favorite movies ever.

  • Rambo: Last Blood

    Rambo: Last Blood


    Complete garbage. An absolute insult to the Rambo franchise. Everyone involved should be ashamed. One of the worst studio action films ever made.