Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects 1989

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 Jul 2023

  Bronson and Cannon's all time sleaziest movie. Any movie that starts with a scene where Bronson uses a dildo on a guy to punish him and then ends with a scene where Bronson hands off a prisoner to basically be molested by other prisoners while touting, "That's justice," is one of the best movies ever made.

Recent reviews

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  Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 1987

  ★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  How do you save money on your sequel? Show half of first movie again! The first hour of this movie is forgetful, but the last 30 min are some of the all time greatest "so bad, it's good" filmmaking. That dude Eric Freeman is incredible. I wish he made like 20 more movies like this.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  Napoleon was a horny little weirdo.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Aug 2020 1

  The greatest superhero film ever made and one of my top ten favorite movies ever.

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  Rambo: Last Blood 2019

  ★★ Watched 21 Sep 2019 1

  Complete garbage. An absolute insult to the Rambo franchise. Everyone involved should be ashamed. One of the worst studio action films ever made.