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  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Godfather

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  • Violent Night

    ★★★★

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★★½

  • She Said

    ★★★★

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★★

    You know how Scrooged begins pretending to be a Lee Majors action vehicle where Majors saves Santa and his elves during a massive shootout, only to reveal that this film, The Day the Reindeer Died, which would have been the awesomest fucking Christmas movie of all time had it merely existed, is actually a fake movie-within-a-movie produced by Bill Murray?

    Violent Night is if The Day the Reindeer Died was real and was one hour and fifty-two minutes long. Oh,…

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Eat Timothée without eating Timothée challenge

    8.5/10

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  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★★★

    Werewolf by Night isn't just a masterpiece, it might be the single best piece of media in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to date.

    10/10

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Full Review at FilmSpeak

    In summary... basically had the same reaction to this that I had to The Lighthouse: immediately fell completely in love, thought about it constantly afterwards, and fell deeper. Top 25 of all time for me. "Critics" can piss right off. The general reaction to the monologue in the middle proves why it was necessary, and honestly made it embarassing for a few days to be a person who talks about film.

    10/10
    FilmSpeak Grade: A+