the last story was told in like 1812 and we should have packed it up then and there

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  • Annihilation



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Annihilation fully kicked my ass. I went in not even knowing what it was about, only knowing some of my friends really loved it. Someone said it was film of the decade. Are you kidding me? The first five minutes into the film I prepared myself to be fully underwhelmed. I wasn’t prepared.

    From the very beginning the film explores ideas of decay and destruction, starting with Lena’s lecture on cancer cells, and diving deep into human nature, trying to…

  • WeWork: or The Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn

    WeWork: or The Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn

    I mean, it's fun, it's titillating, but like....I guess I'm getting a little tired of the cult/tech/Fyre Fest documentary template...and to end it with Coronavirus? That mask montage? Give me a break. I don't care about the spectacle of WeWork, or that the CEO is a psycho. Name me one CEO who isn't. I care about how WeWork fucked people up, and fucks communities up, and fucks the entrepreneurial workforce up, and how being an entrepreneur in late stage capitalism…