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  • Showgirls
  • Persona
  • In the Cut
  • Singapore Sling

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  • Along Came Polly

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★

  • House on Haunted Hill

  • The Child

    ★★★★

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  • Along Came Polly

    Along Came Polly

    so low stakes…

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★

    paralyzingly boring and there’s also just a shot of some banisters in this lol. i think it’s not so terrible though… I would say better than possessor, a little more story to chew but it’s just fat and the artistry is bullshit/vacant/absent. tim hecker soundtrack is fine. brandon isn’t good at his job and after seeing these compositions his next movie should be called Max Headroom

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    this will be annoyinggg!!! harddddcoooooooooore 🎥 🎥 🎥 obligatory list of things it reminds me of - this video, this video, my grandpas computer room where i watched them, thinking the plastic tree my parents had in the living room would come alive and eat me, thinking all of my grandmas furniture would come alive and eat me, 100% of childhood dreams i can still recall (one where there was an extra month in the year and a hidden room…

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★

    twee to a transparent degree. the pensive movie guy beside me at the alamo drafthouse took out a notebook to take notes in like 5 times. depression quest the cinematic experience

    I'm a tween of the marble hornets era so I was really praying to god this rubbed off on me in some way; it did if only because of the placelessness that casey lives in (her house, her town, strange video hosting websites) which I relate to in my…