Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Trainspotting
  • A Clockwork Orange

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  • Teen Beach 2

    ★★½

  • Teen Beach Movie

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man 3

    ★★★

  • A Cinderella Story

    ★★★★

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  • Piranha

    Piranha

    ★★★

    Most of the characters are just dicks to each other for the first 2/3 of the movie. But that last third fuckin rocks. All the scenes of them driving in the police car are amazing.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    The trailers made it look like Space Jam meets Ready Player One. I'm not the biggest fan of either of those but I watched the movie anyways and somehow I was still disappointed.

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★½

    There's a line where aquaman says "it's badass, Alfred" and for a second I thought he said "that's a fatass, Alfred." For that split second this was the best movie ever.

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    ★★★½

    This movie is so horny/homoerotic. It was also my favorite Batman movie as a child.

    Also they play "kiss from a rose" during the credits and I was not ready for that. The movie that keeps on giving.