Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Trainspotting
  • A Clockwork Orange

Recent activity

  • Teen Beach 2


  • Teen Beach Movie


  • Spider-Man 3


  • A Cinderella Story


Recent reviews

  • Piranha



    Most of the characters are just dicks to each other for the first 2/3 of the movie. But that last third fuckin rocks. All the scenes of them driving in the police car are amazing.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    The trailers made it look like Space Jam meets Ready Player One. I'm not the biggest fan of either of those but I watched the movie anyways and somehow I was still disappointed.

Popular reviews

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    There's a line where aquaman says "it's badass, Alfred" and for a second I thought he said "that's a fatass, Alfred." For that split second this was the best movie ever.

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever


    This movie is so horny/homoerotic. It was also my favorite Batman movie as a child.

    Also they play "kiss from a rose" during the credits and I was not ready for that. The movie that keeps on giving.