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    me almost getting a virus trying to watch this on the internet could very well be the plot for the third movie

  • Ferdinand


    when i went in after eating edibles i immersed myself in the world of ferdinand, the movie where wwe legend john cena voices a bull. about 10 minutes in, i realized i was instead watching pitch perfect 3. 

    at this point i was so defeated that instead of going to the right theatre where i missed probably most of the first act, i went home.

    movie probably was good. maybe i’ll try again another time.

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