ethan

i can’t write real reviews anymore so i’m just shitposting

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  • 3 Ninjas Kick Back
  • Blind - Tim and Henry's Pack of Lies

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  • Pleasure

    ★★★

  • SubUrbia

    ★★★★

  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★★★

  • Don't Break Down: A Film About Jawbreaker

    ★★★

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★½

    me almost getting a virus trying to watch this on the internet could very well be the plot for the third movie

  • Ferdinand

    Ferdinand

    when i went in after eating edibles i immersed myself in the world of ferdinand, the movie where wwe legend john cena voices a bull. about 10 minutes in, i realized i was instead watching pitch perfect 3. 

    at this point i was so defeated that instead of going to the right theatre where i missed probably most of the first act, i went home.

    movie probably was good. maybe i’ll try again another time.

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