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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    In America they catch criminals by using their brains, here we rely on our feet, except we're always drop kicking the wrong suspects. In America they search for evidence, we have no need for that here, I can know who's guilty by simply staring into their eyes, except my own eyes had betrayed me time and time again, especially at the most crucial moment. Shit, shit, shit, it's so hard to tell. Documents do not lie, except when the information…

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★★★

    There has been a glitch, signals lost in noise, the faces we see become blurrier until only a dark spot remains, the screams of help we hear become more and more distant until they are completely drowned out by static, now it is too quiet, like a tv switched off in the dead of night, something is very wrong, and we are so lonely.

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  • Anthropoid

    Anthropoid

    ★★★★

    Oh man movies can be so good when its paranoid as fuck like there is not one moment that is not saturated with tangible fear and anxiety, all conveyed so efficiently with jumpy vision, trembling hands, noticeable drops of sweat, and awfully real panic attacks, with details like these the assassination scene becomes plain unbearable. This is also an immensely sexy film by the way.

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    Nah this is not even a real movie, it's low effort meta humor made by no one for no one. Adam driver arrives in his cartoonishly small smart car, first word he says "oh yuck", what is it a wild animal? Several wild animals? And the gag goes on, aye, okay it's pretty hilarious at times, but still immensely off putting to even sit through, the line delivery and the prolonged silence in between and everything, is it supposed to…

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  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    ★★★★★

    It's the feeling of never wanting a dream to end, desperately trying to go back to sleep hoping that your dream would somehow pick up where it had left off.

    But you know very well that it won't. First you'll forget the details. What shirt you were wearing, the exact words you said or wanted to say. Her hand on your palm that felt so tangible just a few seconds ago, reduced to a cold sensation that served as nothing…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

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