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  • Mutilations



    A revisit pushes this into five star territory. A gloriously foggy pink and blue lo-fi regional monster movie with stop motion and rear projection effects shots, unreal dialogue readings, plus a few choice gore moments. A true delight.

  • Supergirl



    this is one of those 'this movie came out and people hated it?' moments.

    there's lots to nitpick - the first act takes a while to get into gear, it's probably a bit too long and overall it feels a little... inconsistent? But it's also so much "movie!!!" that it's hard to care. maybe one of those situations where there's just too much and people at the time had a hard time figuring out what to grab onto?

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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Garbage that ultimately has nothing to say about the gross male entitlement and misogyny that it is using as window-dressing and an excuse for its lol so dark horror-comedy

    Also somehow finds a way to become even more offensive when it pulls out the 'I'm a monster because mommy stopped hugging me' bullshit

    Fuck off.

  • Bones



    This movie rules so much and it's a legit shame that at the time critics/audiences didn't seem to vibe with it - now as a result we don't have a bunch of NOES-esque BONES sequels. Give me more maggot-barfing dogs and gnarly hell-walls.