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  • Strays

    ★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★½

  • Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★

  • Jaws of Satan

    ★★½

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  • Strays

    Strays

    ★★★½

    this is great because it's just cats and everyone reacts a million times overboard. a cat jumps on someone and they do like 5 flips over a railing. It has the comfy cozy made for tv tone and lots of cute cats that are somehow murderous for no discernable reason. as a cat lover I should hate this but i did not. I found it very amusing throughout.

    Carlo said they'd give it 5 stars if there was "ONE practical…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★½

    Really enjoyed this even with a few nitpicks - Dan Trachtenberg's strengths aren't action scenes so a few of them start to lean into the "shaky camera equals intensity" trope a little bit, though not nearly as much as some movies, so I can forgive it. I still think Dan Trachtenberg is pretty underrated a mainstream director as 10 Cloverfield Lane rips too.

    Biggest complaint is that they should have committed to the Comanche language more. I know there's a…

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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Garbage that ultimately has nothing to say about the gross male entitlement and misogyny that it is using as window-dressing and an excuse for its lol so dark horror-comedy

    Also somehow finds a way to become even more offensive when it pulls out the 'I'm a monster because mommy stopped hugging me' bullshit

    Fuck off.

  • Mannequin

    Mannequin

    ★★

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