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Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Inception
  • Scream
  • Whiplash

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  • Non-Stop


  • The Parent Trap


  • The Commuter


  • A Walk Among the Tombstones


Pinned reviews

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “This mission of yours is going to cost you… dearly.” 🏆

    Best Performance: Tom Cruise
    Best Scene: Orient Express
    Best Character: Ethan Hunt
    Best Aspect: Action

    My most anticipated film of the year — Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One — is finally here and I can’t say I’m disappointed. This is another top-tier outing that contributes to the greatest action franchise of all-time. Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie are absolutely white-hot with creativity, crafting another set of electrifying…

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Being Spider-man is a sacrifice. You have a choice between saving one person and saving every world.” 🏆

    Best Performance: Hailee Steinfeld
    Best Scene: Spider Chase
    Best Character: Miles Morales
    Best Aspect: Animation

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is a monumental success in animation. The visuals are astounding, like nothing anybody has ever attempted or been able to reach previously. And as of right now, this is the best animation ever put to screen. 

    The storytelling is also widely unique and…

Recent reviews

  • Non-Stop



    “I’m not a good father. I’m not a good man. I’m not hijacking this plane. I’m trying to save it!” 👍🏼

    Best Performance: Liam Neeson
    Best Scene: 8,000 Feet
    Best Character: Bill Marks
    Best Aspect: Suspense

    Non Stop is far more compelling than I expected it to be. Once again, Liam Neeson assumes the role of a hardened hero — this time as an Air Marshall — and he knocks it out of the park. Neeson is so believable as…

  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap


    “Them. T-H-E-M, them. Get the picture?” 👍🏼

    Best Performance: Lindsey Lohan
    Best Scene: Camping
    Best Character: Annie/Hallie
    Best Aspect: Emotion

    I have so much nostalgia for The Parent Trap. I just remember watching numerous parts over and over again, especially the camping trip, which still makes me laugh to this day. There is simply a lot of charm in this story of a reuniting family and it is brought to life by a cast that pulls it all together. With…

Popular reviews

  • Napoleon



    “I am the first to admit when I make a mistake. I simply never do.” ⚠️

    Best Performance: Vanessa Kirby
    Best Scene: Battle of Austerlitz
    Best Character: Napoleon Bonaparte
    Best Aspect: Dark Comedy

    Napoleon is exactly what was expected, but also not at all what was anticipated. This is another miss from Ridley Scott and it is especially unfortunate because all the pieces were there. Napoleon fumbles due to self-sabotage.

    The Positives:
    - The first half is genuinely a dark comedy.…

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    “It’s not the plane. It’s the pilot.” ⭐️

    Best Scene: Final Mission

    Top Gun: Maverick is a masterpiece. When it comes to pure entertainment, this is up there with the best of the best. Out of any actor working today, Tom Cruise has the best goal in mind when making a film. He wants to give 100%, hold everyone to a high standard, and make the most entertaining film possible. He succeeded in all three because I struggle to find…