This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
They completely forgot that the only thing good about the Expendables franchise is seeing action titans on screen together, even if their banter was never good. Expend4bles (by the way, thanks for just owning the dumb "number mushed into the title" business) is just leftovers that have gone bad. Sly ducks out early, leaving us Statham on autopilot, Megan Fox for some reason, Lundgren dealing with alcoholism out of nowhere, and Couture being a black hole of charisma. Iko Uwais…