xavier

i watch an ungodly amount of movies 
King of run-on sentences. 
favorites list is always changing, it’s just what’s on my mind

Favorite films

  • The Lobster
  • Nine to Five
  • Children of Men
  • Bound

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  • Cruising

    ★★★½

  • Mad God

    ★★★★½

  • Lessons of Darkness

    ★★★★

  • Extraction

    ★★★½

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ★★½

    Lin-Manuel Miranda would have never been cast as the lead if he didn’t make this. 

    His acting is not great (especially when he tries to cry) and his singing is worse than everyone else on stage (which isn’t saying much because he’s surrounded by some amazing voices). Also we’re supposed to buy him as a sex symbol that every woman wants to get with? Seriously?

    The story itself is whatever. Hamilton is painted as this amazing genius with great work…

  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods

    ★½

    What a colossal disappointment. How does one go from making Blackklansman, a movie that subtly uses issues and events of the past to comment on our current society, to making a movie that does the same thing except just shoves it down your throat the entire runtime. 

    Everything about this seems so rushed. It’s extremely ugly, it has the cinematography and color palette of a Hangover movie. Every dialogue scene is shot reverse shot until your brain melts. I felt…

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  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★½

    too much going on to possibly consume it all in one watch. insane stop motion, loved the way it blended into reality every now and then. my next goal in life is to watch this in a theatre. if there is one by you playing it, make it your goal in life to see it. 

    crazy stuff

  • No Exit

    No Exit

    ★★★

    surprisingly funny, very intense and gory, pissed me off at quite a few points (stupid character decisions, the usual), great main performance

    worth a watch, entertaining

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  • Igor

    Igor

    tyler the creator did it better

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★½

    i think some of y’all are just horny to be back at the movies. im sorry but this is not a 4+ star movie

    I’m gonna watch this again soon and I’ll better articulate my thoughts at that time. In short, fun with cool stuff going on, also contains some aspects of superhero movies I like the least, and not in a meta satire way