Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Bliss

    Bliss

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This whole movie was a trip. Got me fucked up a little bit. Went into this with the impression that it was going to be really bad. For a while it was, but it grew on me. The chemistry between Salma Hayek and Owen Wilson in my opinion was actually really good. A lot of the movie happened so suddenly. It appears not a lot of people really like this movie. I could see why, it’s got it flaws. I don’t care what anyone says, Bill Nye The Science Guy saying “We’re in a pickle”, is a fucking selling point. Prove me wrong.

  • Yours, Mine & Ours

    Yours, Mine & Ours

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Was scrolling through Netflix and came across this. I passed on it, that was until I saw Drake Bell holding up a water gun, then I just had to. Unfortunately, Drake Bell is caught up in some rather "fucked up stuff" at the moment. Anyways, Drake And Josh was the show I would always watch with my little brother. Always related to Drake's character in the show. I'll always think he's a great actor. Just some memories from my childhood…

Popular reviews

More
  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is going to be one of my longest reviews I've ever written for a movie, so don't say I didn't warn you. I watched a review for this movie (spoiler free of course), and learned that Cage didn't utter a single world throughout the entire movie. Upon finding that out, I instantly got turned off from seeing this movie. I went out to Wal-Mart yesterday, and picked up some blu rays, and Willy's Wonderland just happened to be one…

  • Night at the Museum

    Night at the Museum

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I remember watching this a lot when I was younger. It’s been a while since I’ve actually seen this but overall it genuinely surprised me that this still holds up. Those older guards, I forgot they turned throughout this. That chase on horseback was actually really interesting, and done well. That statue really had me rolling. Robin Williams speaking deep and metaphorical really hit different now that he’s gone. With that being said. Owen Wilson’s character in these movies is an entire mood. Ch

    Statue: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let my dum dum speak.
    Me: *dies laughing*
    Also Me: Like, why?