This whole movie was a trip. Got me fucked up a little bit. Went into this with the impression that it was going to be really bad. For a while it was, but it grew on me. The chemistry between Salma Hayek and Owen Wilson in my opinion was actually really good. A lot of the movie happened so suddenly. It appears not a lot of people really like this movie. I could see why, it’s got it flaws. I don’t care what anyone says, Bill Nye The Science Guy saying “We’re in a pickle”, is a fucking selling point. Prove me wrong.

I remember watching this a lot when I was younger. It’s been a while since I’ve actually seen this but overall it genuinely surprised me that this still holds up. Those older guards, I forgot they turned throughout this. That chase on horseback was actually really interesting, and done well. That statue really had me rolling. Robin Williams speaking deep and metaphorical really hit different now that he’s gone. With that being said. Owen Wilson’s character in these movies is an entire mood. Ch

Statue: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let my dum dum speak.
Me: *dies laughing*
Also Me: Like, why?