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  The Devil's Hand 1961

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2022

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  Despite this being about a satanic cult worshiping the great devil god Gamba, this reminds me a lot of the Christains I had contact with whenever I was younger. Growing up in a Mennoite church practically from birth till about the age of twelve or thirteen, I was able to get a full understanding of how they operate. And to be frank, they ain’t that different from these people in this cult that this film offers. In the film, Frank…

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2022 2

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  “I’m going to go read a book with pictures.”

  I did not expect this film to be this good. The only knowledge that I have of this movie is the skit done in the film Scary Movie 5. I went into this with the idea that, if this was anything like the horror I saw in The Cabin In The Woods skit in Scary Movie 5, then there would be a good chance that I would heavily enjoy this. And…

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

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  “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

  Story time. When I was in the seventh grade, I went to Walt Disney world. I’ve mentioned this before in my review of The Karate Kid (1984), but I’m going to talk about when we spent a day at Universal Studios. Walt Disney World and Universal Studios are both located in Orlando, Florida, and to limit confusion we went to both of these parks as one vacation. Which means we went to…

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  D.O.A. 1949

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

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  “You know who I was when I came here today, but you were surprised to see me alive weren’t you? But I’m not alive, Mrs. Philips. Sure I can stand here and talk to you; I can breathe, and I can move, but I’m not alive. ‘Cause I did take that position, and nothing can save me.”

  This film captured the severity of what Frank went through like he was on the run from a serial killer, but in this…

Popular reviews

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  Gone with the Wind 1939

  ½ Watched 09 Jan 2021 12

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  So you mean to tell me I spent nearly four hours, just to watch this girl spend most of the movie wanting to marry a guy that clearly didn't want her, then realized she didn't love him (well not really because you know, she just can't let go), then proceeds to want to marry a guy who said before that he isn't the marrying type? Then they have a kid, who eventually dies, then after Butler gets drunk one night…

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Sep 2023

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  “There’s no sunshine. Only darkness.”

  Charlie Day’s Luigi sounded more like Charlie Day more than Chris Pratt’s Mario sounded like Chris Pratt. The trailer made it seem like Pratt was just going to sound like Pratt himself, but he seemed to have a solid accent. Although, his accent wasn’t always there. Sometimes his real voice would bleed through his Mario accent, and sometimes you’d only hear his own voice, or for what we got for most of the film, was…