here to watch boring films with hot people and complain.

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • American Beauty
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • The Diary of a Teenage Girl

Recent activity

  • The Whale


  • Babylon

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Bones and All


Recent reviews

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    there will be a grease fire in hell when he starts to burn

  • Babylon


    petition to ban three hour movies

Popular reviews

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    paying 25$ to see the worst movie you have seen in the cinema. at least i ate a hamburger .

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    my legs shake as the three hour mark approaches. i’m counting down the minutes until i can run out of this theatre and pee but first, i have something to do. my weak hand reaches for my phone and i shed a tear as i open letterboxd. “this had to be done”. my fingers trembling as the app opens and i search for the movie. the empty 1.5l pepsi cup besides me laughs at my desperation but i can’t give…