here to watch boring films with hot people and complain.
Violent Night 2022
paying 25$ to see the worst movie you have seen in the cinema. at least i ate a hamburger .
The Batman 2022
my legs shake as the three hour mark approaches. i’m counting down the minutes until i can run out of this theatre and pee but first, i have something to do. my weak hand reaches for my phone and i shed a tear as i open letterboxd. “this had to be done”. my fingers trembling as the app opens and i search for the movie. the empty 1.5l pepsi cup besides me laughs at my desperation but i can’t give…