The Green Knight

The Green Knight ★★★★

for years i have been getting my boss all riled up by stating (accurately) that marvel movies are for children. i sat next to him during this movie and had the pleasure of hearing him sigh loudly through his nostrils every 10 minutes for the entire run time.

afterward he said that this movie has a “disjointed story” - to be clear, no film in the history of the moving picture has ever had a more linear story.

all of this to say: the green knight fucking rocks. 

errant thoughts: this movie is going to influence the lighting in american cinema for a generation. dev patel is a fucking superstar. i read a review that said the green knight design was intentionally modeled after Groot and i want to tell that critic to Shut The Fuck Up, Loser.

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