A magnificent beast doomed to a slow and possibly endless descent in to ruin
"why did you do this?"
"You tell me"
"Because you hate us!"
This film hates you, Jane Arden is an inch from your face and she's screaming in to it.
The most excruciating film I have ever seen. It's impossible for me to describe because I'm a dumb person but...
I have quite bad teeth right, and from time to time I get this feeling, not an ache but an itch which emanates from the underneath of one of my…
Without doubt the weirdest Kung Fu movie I have watched so far with by far the most over the top English dub. Sammo is a delight to watch as always and this has some really funny fights, especially when Sammo utilises his big manky head. The problem is the long(at least, they felt long) stretches where it tries to be funny when no one is getting kicked in the head. The combination of humour not translating and the dodgy dub means it doesn't really work for me, most of the time anyway.