Fear Street: 1666

Fear Street: 1666 ★★★

i honestly thought i had accidentally turned on wild mountain thyme for about the first 20 min of fear street: 1666. let’s just make bad irish (?) accent cinema the only genre for 2021.

the fear street saga goes into full cloud atlas mode. tom hanks’ performance as nine small piglets getting eaten alive by their mother (also played by hanks) should be considered for any recognition at the end of the year.

if these three were all released in the theater i think I would’ve probably stopped at part 1, but there’s something grotesquely delightful that this bloody fluff is available on streaming. 

it’s ridiculous stuff and i kinda liked it.

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