Bullet Train

Bullet Train

fiji water presents spicoli milkshake sex-stuff trainwreck: the movie.

imagine 126 minutes of the shittiest humor from the worst marvel movie and you have this hello kitty lollipop nightmare.

side note: andrew koji was giving off serious twilight vibes if you know what i’m sayin’.

also: shout out to the two ladies losing their absolute minds laughing while watching this movie, nice to see they finally made it to a theater for the first time in 2 decades.

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