Alien Arsenal

Alien Arsenal ★★★½

Two high school kids are late to their Intro to Manual Labor class, so they have to clean a brick wall as punishment, and they end up finding an arsenal of alien weapons. The teens use the alien weapons to disintegrate bullies, and rationalize that they probably just got teleported somewhere. Which brings the expectation that these bad kids are gonna show back up by the end of the movie. They do not. The super-powered dorky teens definitely murdered their classmates. It's great. Also, if you're wondering how long this David DeCoteau movie that looks like it was made for the Disney Channel takes before it winds up in the boys locker room, the answer is less than 3 minutes.

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