Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • Mean Girls
  • Amélie

Recent activity

  • The Mummy


  • Battle of the Damned

  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium


  • The Hotel New Hampshire


Recent reviews

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    I've seen 3 movies named The Mummy and this is by far the worst.

    The mummy itself looks like crap, and doesn't even resemble a mummy, but a bog monster, until like the third time it appears.

    That's not how mummification works, that isn't how any of this works!

    Would it have killed them to hire more Egyptian actors? Or at least some black or middle eastern actors? Pretty sure most of the Egytian characters (aside from the "Nubian" guys…

  • Battle of the Damned

    Battle of the Damned

    Dolph doesn't look too bad for an old man. Not true daddy material, but not bad.

    Kinda shitty that none of the Asian characters made it out alive. One dies in like the first 5 minutes and the last surviving one dies doing something so stupid (sacrificing herself for one of the other leads,despite not really needing to do so at all)

    Felt like the whistleblower thing both came out of nowhere and... Ultimately meant nothing to the story? It…

Popular reviews

  • A Sugar & Spice Holiday

    A Sugar & Spice Holiday


    Only 8 minutes in and she experiences a microagression, its sad how accurate that is.

    I'm loving this little Voice over where she explains which snack each person in the movie is.

    "Don't try to hippie voodoo me" "Breathing is life" "Don't try to fortune cookie me" Lmao this dialogue.

    "We talk about essential oils and Zac Efron's beard" I'm in love with whoever wrote this ridiculous dialogue.

    This was really cute and romantic. I loved when Suzie was all…

  • A Man Who Defies the World of BL

    A Man Who Defies the World of BL


    Never have I seen a main character have such warring vibes of "slacker straight boy" and "chaotic gay disaster."

    I also don't think I've ever seen this many gay ships fall in love so fast, with so many different tropes, in the span of one short series. I actually found those little mini love stories very cute, with some really cute guys and cute stories.

    Also the main theme, Ore Wa Mob, is a fucking banger it's so good omg.…