Witches Cradle

Witches Cradle


I like movies.

**** Unity = 4.5-5
*** Must-see = 3.5-4
** Worth seeing = 2.5-3
* Has redeeming qualities = 1.5-2
° Worthless = 0.5-1

Favorite films

  • The Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome
  • Scorpio Rising
  • Thunder
  • Grim

Recent activity

  • Park Row


  • Society


  • Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror


  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie


Recent reviews

  • Titane



    Very, very sweet! But I do wonder about the hype (which isn't really Ducournau's fault), because as far as body horror goes this lacks a lot in terms of sensuality. Where someone like Tsukamoto would really get in there, into the textures of flesh and metal and whatever the hell you get when the two mix, this stays back to watch the car bounce for the sake of a sight gag. Same goes for the firemen dance scene, the gender…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hopeful readings of the blatantly sexist slashers that came in this movie's wake as reclaimable/unintentional feminist commentary on patriarchal violence frankly seem a bit limp when you watch this and find a disembodied POV murderer who is an MPD nuclear family unto himself, an almost metaphysical patriarchal force lacking a personality of their own. And that the red herring boyfriend isn't really a red herring, he's just as much a mortal threat to Jess as the lunatic upstairs.

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