sometimes i’ll be relaxing and my brain will just suddenly go “yeah, i killed fran, but i guess i DIDN’T. so what do you have on me? nothing! what, attempted murder? i get arson for the building and a few other charges, but with a good lawyer — which i haAaAave! — i’ll be out in no time. and then you’ll see just how much hell i can wreak on your life, you vicious… little… bitch.”