will

A24 addict | bo burnham enthusiast (satire, yes)
i write a review for EVERYTHING that i rate!

Favorite films

  • Her
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Mulholland Drive
  • La La Land

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

  • The Fabelmans

    ★★★

  • The Menu

    ★½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★½

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  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ½

    the editing was really good in this. i liked how there were no continuity errors between shots.

  • She's All That

    She's All That

    ★★★★

    pre-makeover laney boggs is the one for me and absolutely no one can convince me otherwise.

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  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★

    very much…okay! don’t know. i’ve got something pretty difficult beginning tomorrow that i’ve been dreading for quite a while, so that inner feeling of mine very well might’ve put an unfair dampener on the whole experience (i know it did). i’ll do what i can to give it another go when i’m in a better headspace, though.

    anyway, i forgot to post this with my review of the menu (starring ralph fiennes), so, although i’m not currently logging the menu (starring ralph fiennes), i thought i might as well post it here.

    ANYA TAYLOR-JOY!

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★½

    baffled by the 3.8 average rating here.
    soulless, idiotic, lifeless.
    pretty much just midsommar off of wish.com.

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