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  • All That Jazz
  • The Underground Railroad
  • Koyaanisqatsi

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

  • An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★★

  • The Artifice Girl

    ★★★½

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  • Cocktail

    Cocktail

    ★★

    Spare some change for my dry cleaning?

    Measuring cult classification purely against the mainstream, it’s hard to make Roger Donaldson’s 1988 Tom Cruise vehicle Cocktail, fit in either camp. With enormous box office revenue it obviously enjoyed mainstream appeal, but it was also universally panned. The bad reviews have nothing to do with it being conventionally morally abhorrent, as many cult films could be considered. But scholarship on ‘objectionable’ films is constantly becoming more accepted; the next frontier of the…

  • Inkheart

    Inkheart

    ★½

    If I was Brendan Fraiser and discovered that when I recited written words out loud they came to life, my first instinct would be to read out the bible. Jesus could have been walking the earth in 2008, but Brendan was too selfish. If you read your own memoirs, would the fictionalized version of you appear? Also, quitting reading words aloud would be insanely difficult. Imagine Brendan is reading his daughter's report card and the story of how she was a delight in math class comes to life. This might be in the highest tier of high-concept "but what if you did this" movies.

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    Nice fun good movie. This is the level of care and heart that all dreck blockbuster movies should aspire to. Looks so fucking good. Kind of even wish it was visually toned down a tiny bit because sometimes it felt like I was a baby in my little crib and it was just an artisanal screensaver of pretty lights flashing on my little baby monitor screen. But usually got a great sense. Moves like the wind. Constantly throwing new delicious…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Extended edition at long last. Still a non stop wonderful masterpiece. Exciting to see whole scenes that I’ve never seen before and though they certainly don’t speed anything up they’re all still gracefully done and none felt out of place (at least not in this one). It turns the movie into more of a shaggy, meandering flow from beginning to end which really works for it. Fun to have the Silmarillion on hand while watching though it’s been a year…

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  • Score: A Film Music Documentary

    Score: A Film Music Documentary

    ★★★★

    When they give more screen time to the guy who scored minions than Hans Zimmer

  • The King

    The King

    ★★

    Timothee Chalamet: I speak shakespearean English I will do whatever I must to protect my kingdom and preserve peace in England

    Robert Pattinson: oui oui mon ami je m’appelle robair pattinsone baguette paris ratatouille francais

    Cinematography and score: hella good

    Movie: So BORING