melisa

i love whodunnits, bottle movies, anya taylor-joy, surprises and more. 

only logging movies i've seen since creating this account.

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • The Hateful Eight
  • The Menu
  • The Invisible Guest

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★½

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

  • Violent Night

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

    Yes, we live in a society and everything is made up. Good satire, but we know damn well we're all stuck with this reality. Entertaining film nonetheless, and I loved the absurdity of it.

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★½

    I bloody loved this! One of the most original romantic films I've seen so far. And admittedly I'm also crushing on Timothée Chalamet, as is everyone else. 

    I definitely did not expect that this is what the movie would be like. Pleasantly surprised. And still in shock.

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    Two guys were drunk in a room. One said to the other: "hey dude, wouldn't it be funny if we made a Christmas movie that crossed Die Hard with Home Alone, but one where most of the main characters have no chemistry, aren't convincing + the plot is completely predictable?" 

    At least the older guy in the same row as me laughed his ass off each time someone got hurt. Man, was he having a great time. 

    Just a bunch…