EDUARDO: Mark? Mark. 

SEAN: He’s wired in. 

EDUARDO: I’m sorry?

SEAN: He’s wired in. 

EDUARDO: Is he?

SEAN: Yes. 

[EDUARDO SMASHES MARK’S COMPUTER]

EDUARDO: How ‘bout now, are you still wired in?

SEAN: Call security. 

EDUARDO: You issued over 24 million new shares of stock. 

MARK: You were told that if new investors came along—

EDUARDO: How much were your shares diluted? How much were his?!

[FLASH FORWARD]

GRETCHEN: What was Mr Zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to?

EDUARDO: It wasn’t. 

GRETCHEN: What was Mr Moskovitz’s ownership share diluted down to?

EDUARDO: It wasn’t. 

GRETCHEN: What was Sean Parker’s ownership share diluted down to?

EDUARDO: It wasn’t.

GRETCHEN: What was Peter Thiel’s ownership share diluted down to?

EDUARDO: It wasn’t. 

GRETCHEN: What was your share diluted down to?

EDUARDO: Point zero three percent. 

[BACK TO PRESENT]

MARK: You signed the papers. 

EDUARDO: You set me up. 

MARK: You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?!

EDUARDO: It’s gonna be like I’m not a part of Facebook. 

SEAN: It won’t be like you’re not a part of Facebook, you’re not a part of Facebook. 

EDUARDO: My name’s on the masthead. 

SEAN: You might wanna check again. 

EDUARDO: This is because I froze the account?

SEAN: You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company?

EDUARDO: SORRY, MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS!!!! ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG. 

SEAN: Security’s here. You’ll be leaving now. 

EDUARDO: I’m not signing those papers. 

SEAN: We’ll get the signature. 

EDUARDO: Tell me this isn’t about me getting into the Phoenix. 
You did it. I always knew you did it. You planted the story about the chicken. 

SEAN: What is he talking about?

EDUARDO: You had me accused-

SEAN: Seriously, what the hell’s the chicken?

EDUARDO: And I’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook—which I am! 
You better lawyer up asshole, cause I’m not coming back for my 30 percent, I’m coming back for everything.