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Favorite films

  • The Decline of Western Civilization
  • Clueless
  • Fallen Angels
  • The Seventh Seal

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  • Run Lola Run

    ★★★★½

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★½

  • Cropsey

  • Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    ★★½

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  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★½

    Guess I'm accidentally watching the series in reverse?

    Somehow this is even more bonkers than Savage Beach -- the plot itself is far more basic but the action sequences are far more over the top and the dialogue is far more witty.

    Good watch.

  • Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    ★★½

    I get it, I really do. I can respect the cult status, the loud cars, the over-the-top flirtatious dialogue, the leather, the tight jeans, and the goofy amounts of cleavage.
    I'm down for any excuse to see a film filled with dusty deserts and denim but I'll be damned if it just wasn't for me. There just ain't much too it, the plot is comparatively subdued and kept interesting only by virtue of the American pulp.

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  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★½

    I'm a little iffy on this. I loved a lot of the first 2/3, the chemistry between Jones and Murray was great, Marlon Wayans though perhaps not the best casting was a choice that intrigued me nonetheless.
    The final half hour though I didn't much appreciate. I was rather expecting it to just tear my heart out and rip it to shreds. In retrospect it's kind of what I wanted, to just be emotionally destroyed and that didn't happen. If…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    Dakota Johnson (trying her very best) falls head over heels for a guy who really needed a restraining order and then she doesn’t love him anymore and otherwise almost nothing happens and then it ends.

    Maybe I’ll write a real review when I’m not in a blunt force trauma mood.