• Merry Kissmas

    Merry Kissmas

    Extremely boring, and with one of the worst re-occurring songs playing throughout. Also, it doesn't really have much to do around Christmas either. The Nutcracker show could have just been any show, and Santa could have just been some kindly old person she randomly talked to.

    But beyond all of that, I more so want to talk about how a vast majority of this director's work is actually movies about real life serial killers.

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

    Honestly, if Disney wants to keep making films based off of their rides and attractions, I'd be okay so along as each one is a muppet film.

  • His Girl Friday

    His Girl Friday

    ★★★★

    The rapid dialogue is definitely a testament to the actors, but I also want to give a shout out to the perfect editing that ties it all together. Quality stuff, even if the constant yelling might get a bit overbearing at times.

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    ★★

    So, definitely starting to understand why they fused Ryan Reynolds's mouth shut in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

  • Fateful Findings

    Fateful Findings

    Personally, I wanna know more about the garbage bag dimension he keeps traveling too.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★

    Has some moments where the team dynamics get to shine, but ultimately one of, if not the most, forgettable entry in the franchise.

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    A great adaptation, maintaining the unashamed fun of the stage show while also utilizing unique tricks only possible through film. Audrey 2 is an icon, and that puppet working second to none.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    Unjustly maligned upon release, but clearly due to being mismarketed and ahead of its time. Jennifer's Body is a romp, and a lot more relatable and sentimental than it may seem on the surface.

    That all said, the quality of the bratty high school banter is reason enough to watch this.

    Criterion, I'm glad you had this in your channel. But I will take an official Criterion edition of this film, please and thank you.

  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    Home Sweet Home Alone

    Soulless, joyless, and all-around horrible. This is not some remake merely overshadowed by nostalgia for the original. This is just lazy and confused.

  • Highway to Hell

    Highway to Hell

    ★★★½

    Extremely dumb and fun, but also unironically way better than it should be. Excels with its creativity and unashamed vision, mixed with some satisfyingly bizarre cameos. Truly a wild ride.

  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★★

    Routinely awesome and surprising in how hard it all goes. Plenty of wet puppets, rad music, and gleeful camp. I absolutely need more of this world.

  • Deadball

    Deadball

    ★★★

    For those familiar with the game, one may notice a couple of small rule violations. But overall, this cuts to the core of what makes baseball the preferred sport of many, and is the purest film showcasing America's favorite pastime.