Craig Wright

Craig Wright

Founder/Editor-in-Chief of Split Tooth Media

Favorite films

  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Duck Soup
  • We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen
  • Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

Recent likes

  • Winterbeast
  • Trap
  • Roost
  • Jazz Icons: Thelonious Monk Live in '66

Recent reviews

  • The Horror of Party Beach

    The Horror of Party Beach


    Stephen King allegedly once called The Horror of Party Beach a wet fart of a film. It has a reputation for being a monstrosity of a picture. Sure, they used chocolate syrup for blood; The underwater scenes do nothing to disguise that the wrecked ship is a miniature toy with fish in an aquarium crudely superimposed on top; The monsters’ teeth are sausages. If you read this and expect a slickly produced action frightfest, reread the previous sentences and recalibrate…

  • The Town That Dreaded Sundown

    The Town That Dreaded Sundown

    The most infamous scene in The Town That Dreaded Sundown involves the burlap-sack masked Phantom Killer murdering a teenage girl with a jury-rigged trombone. From a purely visual standpoint, the Phantom checks every requirement for a memorable villain. His eyes bulge forth from the crude slits in the burlap, blaring with the rage of a recently castrated bull. But without a mouth hole cut in his mask, the Phantom’s breath not only becomes the most unnerving aspect of his character,…