5 = I loved it!
4 = I liked it!
3 = I watched it!
2 = I disliked it!
1 = I hated it!

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • The Great Escape
  • Sicario

Recent activity

  • Mass


  • Dave Made a Maze


  • Deathtrap


  • National Treasure


Recent reviews

  • Mass



    Really powerful a lot of the time; also kind of rambling and cringeworthy at times, which makes it feel much more real than if it was just a series of perfect monologues.

  • Dave Made a Maze

    Dave Made a Maze


    Visually impressive; more fun than funny. Please no more mental health or relationship analogies. I refuse to believe Stephanie Allynne isn't related to Kristin Davis.

Popular reviews

  • The Beta Test

    The Beta Test


    Jim Cummings stresses me out.

  • The Endless

    The Endless

    Spooktober 2020 #4

    Primer for kids who went to church camp instead of science class.

    You want character arcs, world-building, a plot? Competent acting and writing? Basic logic? Sorry, we're all out of those. But we do have an "endless" supply of pretentious Earth-toned hipster-bro nonsense.

    The spookiest part was how much it sucked! Boo!

    Ranking so far:

    1. Villains
    2. The Craft
    3. Friday the 13th
    4. The Endless