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  • My Darling Clementine
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Phantom Thread
  • The Irishman

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  • Life, and Nothing More...

    ★★★★★

  • The Great Dictator

    ★★★½

  • Belfast

    ★½

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    ★★★★½

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  • The Great Dictator

    The Great Dictator

    ★★★½

    Holy shit. Trump just resigned. He did it, guys.

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    ★½

    Definitely not the worst movie of the year but maybe the one that frustrated me the most. An insipid and glossy recounting of Branagh's childhood. All the cliches are here. Wise elder characters destined for a tragic ending. "Affectionate" low contrast black and white. Smokeshow central performers meant to portray humble working class folk. An annoying kid whose optimism is drained by the bloodshed and instability around him... only to be replenished in full force at THE MOVIES. A narrative…

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  • Chernobyl

    Chernobyl

    ★★★★★

    I got control rods in the back
    Xenon is attached
    Graphite on the tips
    Cause Reactor 4 to blast

    Graphite on the floors
    “HA! Delusional, of course.”
    Dyatlov yelling at me
    Looked directly at the core, now

    Can’t go tell nobody nothing 
    Gorbachev won’t let meeeeee 
    Can’t go tell nobody nothing 
    KGB will get meeeeeee

    Riding on a chopper
    Readings are improper
    Absorbed by her baby
    You can’t go and ask her :(

    My life is a movie
    Do my…

  • Border

    Border

    ★★★

    No one in this movie was a good kisser.