Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paperman 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2023

  jim halpert is bad at throwing paper airplanes

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  Secret Admirer 1985

  ★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2023

  my last review about the full house episode being better still stands. this is a 20-minute premise stretched into weird corners it has no business of going into. it should have focused on the teens in various vignettes, but the parent b-plot makes it very television. more watchable this time than before.

Popular reviews

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  Tex 1982

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Dec 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  easily the second best film where matt dillon makes a payphone call after getting shot in the side

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  Liar's Moon 1981

  ★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  pre-gaming for my favorite holiday, matt dillon's birthday, in the right way.

  all jokes aside, everything about this movie is incredible. that's not to say it's a good movie -- it's obviously not -- but it is INCREDIBLE. as in, not to be believed. ugh, where do i start? in no particular order:

  1. this movie expects me to believe that matt dillon is an all-star athlete when i know, you know, everybody knows that this man would be bested…