b. weird

"knows a thing or two about nutcase films" //
#horror host and curator of of “Drag Me To The Movies”
queer AF

Favorite films

  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Cruising
  • Serial Mom
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

Recent activity

  • The Girl Most Likely to...


  • Kids vs. Aliens


  • The Wrong Guy


  • The Brady Bunch Movie


Pinned reviews

  • Showdown in Little Tokyo

    Showdown in Little Tokyo


    Dolph Lundgren has a monster dong - confirmed

  • Carrie



    you can't prove to me that Brian De Palma isn't a lesbian

Recent reviews

  • The Devil At Your Heels

    The Devil At Your Heels


    you have no idea how badly i want to option this story and direct a scripted version of this

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    jason mommy single-handedly bringing back the faggy queer-coded villain 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

    his entire wardrobe is just how i dress

Popular reviews

  • I Like Movies

    I Like Movies

    First movie to ever seamlessly incorporate THE CASH MAN.

  • Titane



    This felt like if Gaspar Noe wanted to take a stab at Crash but has never seen it. He heard cars and sex and said "let me give you endless gratuitious nonsense".

    The fact that this film does not have her give birth to a small car makes me vehemently angry.

    As Kris screamed out at the end in the theatre, "THAT WON THE PALME D'OR?!"

    negative thumbs. fuck this trash