jüri walkerden

jüri walkerden

i am not a toy. i am not a christmas present. i am a 400 year commitment

Favorite films

  • PlayTime
  • LA Plays Itself
  • A Zed & Two Noughts
  • Lucifer Rising

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  • The Sparks Brothers

    ★★★½

  • LA Plays Itself

    ★★★★★

  • Lesbian Vampire Killers

    ½

  • Fascination

    ★★★★★

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  • The Sparks Brothers

    The Sparks Brothers

    ★★★½

    it was nice! the highlight of my viewing was my mother shouting in astonishment when she found out todd rundgren produced their first record, but the amount of time it devoted towards lil beethoven and hello young lovers, two of the most underloved pop masterpieces of the 21st century, was a treat in itself. they could have devoted more time to their work between gratuitous sax and senseless violins and lil beethoven, also definitely might have mentioned peter cook’s monologues on the…

  • LA Plays Itself

    LA Plays Itself

    ★★★★★

    arguably cemented the idea of the dominant top as symbolic death-bringer. halsted revels in framing himself alongside the bulldozer that the film repeatedly returns to; the juxtaposition of each sex act mounting in depravity as placed alongside snatches and signs of word and image (‘101 acts of love’, ‘106 chunks of beef in every can’, ‘had a piece lately?’), in comparison to the wordless and scenic sensuality of the first half. this is the fun you have after the expulsion…

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  • Canceled

    Canceled

    leaked main cast list:

    bob dylan - tilda swinton
    ellen bernstein - tilda swinton
    sara noznisky dylan - tilda swinton
    mike bloomfield - tilda swinton
    norman raeben - tilda swinton
    david zimmerman - tilda swinton
    david crosby - armie hammer

    featuring a cameo by t. yorke of radiohead™ as time-travelling tilda swinton

    (soundtrack by donovan)

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    fuck luca guadagnino, fuck andré aciman (a writer who, need i remind you, cashed in on the "trend" of lgbt literature to make a quick buck), fuck this film's glorification of a sexually predatory relationship, fuck this film for further contributing to the narrative that uncomfortably large age gaps are "just another part" of normal gay relationships, fuck this film's audacity to dress up its abuse-normalisation in pretty colours and contrived platitudes, fuck this film for desperately trying to convince…