Letterboxd — Your life in film

A little meandering, but good and sweet.

James Ransone gives maybe the best comedic performance of 2019.

The cutest vulgar movie I’ve ever seen.

This was really stupid and I loved it.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Wow, Micky was a real bastard back in the day.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Henry Cavill is the most charismatic block of wood starring in movies today.

One of the finest dog actors I have ever seen. It’s an absolute travesty that he didn’t get a nomination for best supporting actor.

WHY DID SHE WASH THE STAIRS?

edit: UPON FURTHER REVIEW I LEARNED IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS CARRYING TRASH BAGS DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY TORE, SO I GUESS IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT SHE CLEAN THEM HERSELF.

When the huge fire tornadoes shot down and drew fire on the ground, in my head I imagined a dude sitting on a toilet playing a god-game with an iPad, just dragging his finger across the screen.

I wish more of the music was specifically choreographed to things happening in the film, because that's when this movie is great.

I thought that was gonna be the whole thing.

This is the Henry Rollins biopic I've been waiting for.