Eric has written 24 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★½

    A little meandering, but good and sweet.

    James Ransone gives maybe the best comedic performance of 2019.

  • Little Monsters

    Little Monsters

    ★★★½

    The cutest vulgar movie I’ve ever seen.

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    ★★★½

    This was really stupid and I loved it.

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think the cheapest and most effective way to make me hate a villain is to have them kill Sally Hawkins.

  • Steamboat Willie

    Steamboat Willie

    ★★★½

    Wow, Micky was a real bastard back in the day.

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Gary really made a mess of things, huh?

    Wish I could have seen this with no expectations.

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★½

    Henry Cavill is the most charismatic block of wood starring in movies today.

  • Angst

    Angst

    ★★★½

    One of the finest dog actors I have ever seen. It’s an absolute travesty that he didn’t get a nomination for best supporting actor.

  • A Separation

    A Separation

    ★★★½

    WHY DID SHE WASH THE STAIRS?

    edit: UPON FURTHER REVIEW I LEARNED IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS CARRYING TRASH BAGS DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY TORE, SO I GUESS IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT SHE CLEAN THEM HERSELF.

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★½

    When the huge fire tornadoes shot down and drew fire on the ground, in my head I imagined a dude sitting on a toilet playing a god-game with an iPad, just dragging his finger across the screen.

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★★½

    I wish more of the music was specifically choreographed to things happening in the film, because that's when this movie is great.

    I thought that was gonna be the whole thing.

  • He Never Died

    He Never Died

    ★★★½

    This is the Henry Rollins biopic I've been waiting for.