Letterboxd — Your life in film

Some of the dumbest characters I’ve ever seen in anything.

Didn’t hate it. Just a waste of potential.

Please please please please please drop the terrible framing device. We’re 4 movies into the series and it hasn’t been good once.

Storm Drain was the only segment I loved. Every other one was either boring or just okay.

Hail Ratma.

4 half stars for Yorkie, an incredible character.

This is not the Anansi’s Goatman Story movie I was hoping for. That one scene was cool though.

It’s a weirdly sweet movie. I wish it focused more on that, and less on trying to fake a bunch of unscripted moments. None of that shit worked.

Really boring.

This is the first horror movie I’ve ever wanted to be a character in, just to show off how easy it would be to not die.

Bonkers

Time travel makes you stupid, I guess.

Network: "Sensationalism is ruining our country, the American people are better than this, they don't need to be thrilled every second, they need to be informed."

My dumb ass: "It's a little slow."

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

When a ghost movie starts with "Based on a true story" It means 3 things.

1. There's now a barrier for me to get through before I can suspend my disbelief.

2. Some con-artists are a little bit happier.

3. I know that nobody in the movie is going to die. Because nobody died in the real case the movie is based on. Because ghosts don't exist and nobody has ever been killed by ghosts.