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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin 2021
Some of the dumbest characters I’ve ever seen in anything.
Didn’t hate it. Just a waste of potential.
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Head Count 2018
This is not the Anansi’s Goatman Story movie I was hoping for. That one scene was cool though.
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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm 2020
It’s a weirdly sweet movie. I wish it focused more on that, and less on trying to fake a bunch of unscripted moments. None of that shit worked.
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Chopping Mall 1986
This is the first horror movie I’ve ever wanted to be a character in, just to show off how easy it would be to not die.
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The Conjuring 2013
When a ghost movie starts with "Based on a true story" It means 3 things.
1. There's now a barrier for me to get through before I can suspend my disbelief.
2. Some con-artists are a little bit happier.
3. I know that nobody in the movie is going to die. Because nobody died in the real case the movie is based on. Because ghosts don't exist and nobody has ever been killed by ghosts.