Eric has written 18 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Der Fuehrer's Face

    Der Fuehrer's Face


    Hey what’s up Leonard Maltin lol

  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    Hellbound: Hellraiser II


    Too long, too boring.

  • Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors

    Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors


    Perfectly fine and cute.

  • Halo: Nightfall

    Halo: Nightfall


    Just watched this in preparation to play Halo 5. Honestly, it’s pretty good for a videogame movie/not really a movie. And it’s easy to understand, which makes it better than the story in any Halo game. Every actor is better than Steve Downes’s performance as Master Chief.
    Once it gets going though, it barely registers as a Halo movie, because for plot reasons, they have to get rid of most of the iconic armor and weapons from the game. Hilarious.

  • Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

    Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials


    This is a rough movie to watch when you're sleepy, but there's a lot to like.

  • Halloween



    Almost good. Constantly stops just short of doing a cool thing.

  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch


    Oh are we counting this as a movie?

    Whatever, it was fine.

  • Abattoir



    I could have a lot of fun in this house.

  • The Boneyard

    The Boneyard


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The last 10 minutes of this movie including the credits are pretty great. Also the giant Phyllis Diller Monster. That was cool.

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses


    This movie is really obnoxious.

  • Top Secret!

    Top Secret!


    I fell asleep watching this. Saw most of it. It was kind of funny sometimes.

  • Men with Brooms

    Men with Brooms


    It’s cool to see Leslie Nielsen play an actual person.