Eric has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ during 2019.

  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    Still bad.

  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Rewatching this to prepare for the game, which looks like it’s gonna be taking more from this movie than The Blair Witch Project.

    It’s just awful. Just inexcusably bad. The only possible reason they could have made this movie this way is if they hated the original and wanted to kill the franchise. That feels bad to say, I’m sure they tried, but how do you make a movie this bad after making actual good movies?

    It feels ridiculous to…