Eric has written 1 review for films rated ½ during 2018.

  • Monsters: Dark Continent

    Monsters: Dark Continent

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s neat how every single person in this movie is total garbage!

    It opens with a guy talking about how courageous he and his friends are for being willing to die for each other. Then they all go to a dogfight. You know, that thing that likeable and heroic characters do all the time. 
    Also, the racial slurs are super fun.
    A man (who earlier in the film, on the day before he and all his friends get deployed, the…