• Rampart

    Rampart

    ★½

    How better to end 2015 than to watch a movie about a corrupt cop?

  • He Never Died

    He Never Died

    ★★★½

    This is the Henry Rollins biopic I've been waiting for.

  • The Little Prince

    The Little Prince

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Boy I just could not follow this movie, but it was really nice to look at. And that last scene in the hospital room hit me pretty hard.

    And the music is fantastic.

  • The Green Inferno

    The Green Inferno

    What a useless, stupid, racist, piece-of-shit movie.

    Even the gore was unconvincing.

  • Coherence

    Coherence

    These people are terrible friends, and idiotic in general.

  • Cop Car

    Cop Car

    ★★★★★

    Camryn Manheim does some amazing acting with her face in this.

    Also, the movie itself was super good. I am loving this director so far. Really pumped for Spider-Man

  • V/H/S: Viral

    V/H/S: Viral

    I not as disappointed as I thought I was going to be, but I'm still disappointed. It baffles me how they haven't figured out yet to scrap the idea of a wraparound. The past two have been garbage, and this one is somehow even worse.

    2 out of 3 of the segments are good, Parallel Monsters and Bonestorm. The rest of the movie is just a slog to get through.

  • Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    I really thought I would hate this movie.

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★★★★

    This is my "The Goonies."

  • A Night in the Woods

    A Night in the Woods

    I don't know that this movie is good. All I know for sure is that this movie scared the absolute piss out of me. I had my headphones in, and the majority of the movie runs at a pretty low volume. So I had it turned up pretty loud. Bad move. I have never jumped so hard, and my ears have never experienced such pain. I have never moved as quickly as I did to rip those headphones from my ears. I was pissed. I'm still a little pissed. But I have rarely been that scared.

    It may not be great, but I'm gonna remember it.

  • Sharktopus

    Sharktopus

    Movies that are designed to be awful are usually more awful than movies that are unintentionally bad. And not in a fun way.

    This is the case here.

    It isn't funny.

  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    Watch the opening scene to this. It's all you need to see from this movie. You can probably find it on youtube. It's the best.