Eric has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2020.

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express


    It’s not that the characters faces are ugly,(though they are) it’s just that they don’t express any emotion.

  • There Are Monsters

    There Are Monsters


    If you’re making a found footage movie, and you decide to put a shit-ton of camera glitches, or really, any camera glitches in your found footage movie, you need to stop making a found footage movie.

    Really creepy concept, has one of the best jumpscares I’ve ever seen, it’s just absolutely ruined by the worst parts of the found footage format. And stock sound effects. And also terrible dialogue, but that’s mostly just in one hilariously bad scene near the beginning.

    Watch the short, it’s got pretty much the same jumpscare.

  • Don't Think Twice

    Don't Think Twice


    If you want to watch a group of friends and improv comedians be absolutely terrible to each other and also be terrible at their job, this is the movie for you.

    Connor Rattliff’s one line was the only funny part.