Eric has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2019.

  • The Report

    The Report


    Abolish the CIA.

  • Climax



    1. What a bunch of unbearable assholes.

    2. Dang dude, I need to get me some LSD lol

  • Battle at Big Rock

    Battle at Big Rock


    Really dumb family. Why would you all be sitting exposed in front of a giant window?

    It was fine. Dinosaurs, you know. Nothin' wrong with that.

  • Venom



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The relationship between Eddie and Venom at the end of the movie is just about completely unearned, but it’s cute as hell, and the movie is real fun. Oh hey there’s Stan Lee again. 

    Wow, they waited for the ending to do the turd in the wind scene that was in the trailer. Oh my god Eminem is singing venumm venummmmmm and it’s so dumb I love it. HE JUST SAID BALLPOINT PENNUM.