Eric has written 5 reviews for films rated during 2019.

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    Boy the F.B.I. sure is evil when it ruins a gun-owning, cop-loving, definitely not gay white guy’s life.

    And no other times.

    This movie was made for Trump voters who own that shirt about how it’s cool to hang journalists.

  • Monster Party

    Monster Party

    It’s kind of interesting, watching a pretty good movie devolve into a big, Ryan Murphy-esque piece of shit.

  • Darlin'


    The dirt looks fake.

  • The Banana Splits Movie

    The Banana Splits Movie

    They tried to steal the Alex Wolff role from Hereditary, but they did it extra shitty.

    Cool gore, bad everything else.

  • Mandy


    If you like to see Nicolas Cage act crazy then you should probably watch any other Nicolas Cage movie. This movie is nothing. Nothing happens. Some people say a bunch of vaguely metal-sounding, culty, meaningless bullshit for an eternity.
    There are a lot of extended slow motion walking scenes. 

    It’s often pretty, but it’s never not boring.

    Half a star for some decent gore effects I guess.