Eric has written 39 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    Boy the F.B.I. sure is evil when it ruins a gun-owning, cop-loving, definitely not gay white guy’s life.


    And no other times.



    This movie was made for Trump voters who own that shirt about how it’s cool to hang journalists.

  • Pluto's Christmas Tree

    Pluto's Christmas Tree

    ★★★★½

    Classic.

  • Lava

    Lava

    ★★★★½

    You’re all heartless monsters.

  • Portals

    Portals

    ★½

    Really boring.

  • The Report

    The Report

    ★★★

    Abolish the CIA.

  • Monster Party

    Monster Party

    It’s kind of interesting, watching a pretty good movie devolve into a big, Ryan Murphy-esque piece of shit.

  • Creed II

    Creed II

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ivan Drago comforting his son after he lost made me cry.

  • Kitbull

    Kitbull

    ★★★★★

    Legit crying.

  • Little Monsters

    Little Monsters

    ★★★½

    The cutest vulgar movie I’ve ever seen.

  • Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945

    Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945

    ★★★★★

    Patriots are scary.

  • Darlin'

    Darlin'

    The dirt looks fake.

  • Hail Satan?

    Hail Satan?

    ★★★★

    I am now a member of The Satanic Temple. I don’t see how you could do anything else after watching this movie.