Eric has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2018.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★

    In about a week, I am going to have forgotten all the dumb stuff in this movie that I rolled my eyes at, and only remember the really great Ralph/Vanellope friendship stuff and my rating will probs go up a whole star because I am a ridiculous person.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★

    There was a scene where Owen smelled Claire’s hair, and a little kid in the theater said “Ewww” and everybody laughed.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★

    The best part of this movie is Deadpool and Yukio’s relationship. It’s simple and cute and relatable.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★

    Most of Deadpool’s lines are delivered in the same terrible way that awful nerds quote their favorite movies or Monty Python sketches. 

    I laughed more than I would like to admit.

    Give Domino her own movie.

  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ★★★

    70 percent of every movie starring The Rock is people going “there goes the rock with his big muscles, isn’t he dreamy”

  • What's Cooking?

    What's Cooking?

    ★★★

    If I had to choose between watching Rooney Mara eating a pie with no expression on her face for five to ten minutes or Alfre Woodard eating a pie melodramatically for like a minute and 30 seconds, I’m gonna pick the latter every time.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★

    This and Lady Bird are the same movie.

  • Seoul Station

    Seoul Station

    ★★★

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie hate a place more than this movie hates South Korea.