Eric has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★★½ during 2018.

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Gary really made a mess of things, huh?

    Wish I could have seen this with no expectations.

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★½

    Henry Cavill is the most charismatic block of wood starring in movies today.

  • Angst

    Angst

    ★★★½

    One of the finest dog actors I have ever seen. It’s an absolute travesty that he didn’t get a nomination for best supporting actor.

  • A Separation

    A Separation

    ★★★½

    WHY DID SHE WASH THE STAIRS?

    edit: UPON FURTHER REVIEW I LEARNED IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS CARRYING TRASH BAGS DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY TORE, SO I GUESS IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT SHE CLEAN THEM HERSELF.

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★½

    When the huge fire tornadoes shot down and drew fire on the ground, in my head I imagined a dude sitting on a toilet playing a god-game with an iPad, just dragging his finger across the screen.