Eric has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2018.

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★

    When a ghost movie starts with "Based on a true story" It means 3 things.

    1. There's now a barrier for me to get through before I can suspend my disbelief.

    2. Some con-artists are a little bit happier.

    3. I know that nobody in the movie is going to die. Because nobody died in the real case the movie is based on. Because ghosts don't exist and nobody has ever been killed by ghosts.

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★

    she go to sleep
    her husband die
    she sit
    she sigh
    she eat the pie

  • Balto

    Balto

    ★★

    Preeeeeeetty boring.

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★

    Cool song.

  • Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King

    Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King

    ★★

    This is a cop out.